This is inspired by an incident a few years ago when Mr Smith was hanging around a frock shop waiting for his
wife to decide upon seemingly endless garment options.
As is so often the case he had no source of entertainment or even somewhere to sit down.
On this occasion he spotted another man with the identical plight and engaged him in conversation.
Agreement was rapidly reached that such establishments should provide a suitable place for the purchaser's partners.
In fact the other chap said "I wish there was somewhere you could smoke in here".
This is meant to be such a place, albeit virtual. To this end, some YouTube entertainment is provided below.
By the way the Shop here does offer Gift Certificates which may well alleviate your pain in the future...